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The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle (1892/1984/1991)
"Remarkable, Holmes!", "Meretricious, Watson." "And a Happy New Year."
Dec 20, 2025 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
Father Christmas
Raymond Briggs (Hamish Hamilton, 1973)
Dec 13, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
Say, what gives?
Dec 6, 2025 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
Christmas Movie Season 2025
And a one, two, three, four...
Dec 2, 2025 • The Editors
The Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special (1969—1980)
What do you think of it so far?
Dec 21, 2024 • Tobias Sturt
Batman Returns (1992)
Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
Dec 7, 2024 • Tobias Sturt
Moominvalley in November
Tove Jansson (Puffin, 1971)
Nov 2, 2024 • Tobias Sturt
The Best Way to Spread Gen X Cheer
Over-analysing ‘Elf’
Dec 23, 2023 • The Editors
He’s making a list
When he was six, my son devised an unimprovable experiment to find out whether Father Christmas existed.
Dec 16, 2023 • Rowan Davies
Cassandra Darke
Christmas in the everyday
Dec 9, 2023 • Rowan Davies
The other Christmas stories
Sitting down with the Christmas Radio Times and a highlighter
Dec 2, 2023 • Tobias Sturt
It’s A Wonderful Script
Every time a bell rings, a writer gets residuals
Dec 24, 2022 • The Editors
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