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Feb 14 • Rowan Davies
Titus Groan (1946)
A trip down the winding sentences and cluttered paragraphs of Gormenghast
Feb 7 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt

January 2026

Metropolitan Mixtape: January 2026
New Year, Same Nonsense
Jan 31 • The Editors, Tobias Sturt, and Rowan Davies
Whatever happened to Jennifer Lopez?
Nobble, nobble
Jan 24 • Rowan Davies
Blackadder II (1986)
A sitcom so cunningly devised that you could put a silly hat on it and call it the court jester to the king of weasels.
Jan 17 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
I don't think about you at all
There’s a famous dunk in Mad Men in which some young dweeb in a plaid coat (I don’t know who he is, because I’d stopped watching Mad Men by this point…
Jan 10 • Rowan Davies
Excession
Iain M. Banks (Orbit, 1996)
Jan 3 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt

December 2025

Metropolitan Mixtape: December 2025
The year in review
Dec 27, 2025 • The Editors
The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle (1892/1984/1991)
"Remarkable, Holmes!", "Meretricious, Watson." "And a Happy New Year."
Dec 20, 2025 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
Father Christmas
Raymond Briggs (Hamish Hamilton, 1973)
Dec 13, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
Say, what gives?
Dec 6, 2025 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
Christmas Movie Season 2025
And a one, two, three, four...
Dec 2, 2025 • The Editors
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