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Titus Groan (1946)
A trip down the winding sentences and cluttered paragraphs of Gormenghast
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Metropolitan Mixtape: January 2026
New Year, Same Nonsense
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I'm not watching 'Anora'
Mar 8, 2025 • Rowan Davies
Lady Caroline
Aug 5, 2023 • Rowan Davies
Are we... the baddies?
Aug 9, 2025 • Rowan Davies
Charlotte Raven, 1969–2025
Jan 27, 2025 • Rowan Davies
Freaks and Geeks
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Folklore, Myths and Legends of Britain
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Swansea beach
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Feb 14 • Rowan Davies
Whatever happened to Jennifer Lopez?
Nobble, nobble
Jan 24 • Rowan Davies
I don't think about you at all
There’s a famous dunk in Mad Men in which some young dweeb in a plaid coat (I don’t know who he is, because I’d stopped watching Mad Men by this point…
Jan 10 • Rowan Davies
The corporate theory of value
I seem to have accidentally retired at the grand age of 54 (thus becoming one of the 50--64-year-olds whose ‘economic inactivity’ forms part of the…
Nov 22, 2025 • Rowan Davies
Bimbo eruption
SPOILER WARNING for Primary Colors (the novel and the film)
Nov 8, 2025 • Rowan Davies
Enjoy yourself; it’s later than you think
When I was about 13, I overheard a piece of music in the background of a Radio 4 programme and found myself desperately needing to know what it was.
Oct 11, 2025 • Rowan Davies
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Raised By Puffins

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Excession
Iain M. Banks (Orbit, 1996)
Jan 3 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
Father Christmas
Raymond Briggs (Hamish Hamilton, 1973)
Dec 13, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
Tales of Mystery and Imagination
Edgar Allan Poe (published posthumously)
Oct 4, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
The Secret History
Donna Tartt (Knopff, 1992)
Aug 2, 2025 • Tobias Sturt

Can We Show The Kids?

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The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
Say, what gives?
Dec 6, 2025 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
The Wicker Man (1973)
In the wood there grew a tree, and a fine, fine tree was he
Oct 18, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
Spinal Tap (1984)
11/10
Jul 19, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
Down By Law (1986)
It’s a sad and beautiful world
May 3, 2025 • Tobias Sturt

On The Box

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Blackadder II (1986)
A sitcom so cunningly devised that you could put a silly hat on it and call it the court jester to the king of weasels.
Jan 17 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
‘A Bit Of’ Fry & Laurie (1989 - 1995)
…oh Christ, I’ve left the iron on
Sep 20, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
The Beiderbecke Affair (1985)
What I don’t understand is this…
Jul 5, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
Sapphire and Steel (1979 — 82)
…have been assigned
Apr 19, 2025 • Tobias Sturt

Track Listing

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1991: Fever
What a lovely way to burn
Nov 15, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
1990: Love’s got the world in motion
This is a football song
Sep 6, 2025 • Rowan Davies
1989: C30, C60, C90, Go!
Home Taping is Skill in Music
Jun 21, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
1988: Then & Now… The Best of The Monkees
Monkees are the craziest people
Apr 5, 2025 • Tobias Sturt

Canon fodder

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Titus Groan (1946)
A trip down the winding sentences and cluttered paragraphs of Gormenghast
Feb 7 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
Down with Skool (1953)
Chiz, chiz
Nov 1, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
Catcher in the Rye (1951)
Do we really want to hear about it?
Aug 16, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
The Goon Show (1951—60)
What is this 'Go On Show'?
Jun 7, 2025 • Tobias Sturt

Mixtape

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Metropolitan Mixtape: January 2026
New Year, Same Nonsense
Jan 31 • The Editors, Tobias Sturt, and Rowan Davies
Metropolitan Mixtape: December 2025
The year in review
Dec 27, 2025 • The Editors
Christmas Movie Season 2025
And a one, two, three, four...
Dec 2, 2025 • The Editors
Metropolitan Mixtape: November 2025
Diplomats, gangsters, monsters and the Christmas playlist
Nov 29, 2025 • The Editors, Tobias Sturt, and Rowan Davies

Seasons

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The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle (1892/1984/1991)
"Remarkable, Holmes!", "Meretricious, Watson." "And a Happy New Year."
Dec 20, 2025 • The Editors and Tobias Sturt
A Study in Pink (2010)
The scarlet thread of disappointment running through the colourful skein of TV
Nov 26, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
Sherlock Hound (1984) / The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Holmes Movies: The game is a-paw
Oct 16, 2025 • Tobias Sturt
The Seven Per Cent Solution (1976)
Holmes Movies: Sherlock Holmes meets Sigmund Freud!
Sep 23, 2025 • The Editors
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