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Chris Norris's avatar

This is genius: “So you end up with either the scuttling Tom Cruise in the movies, giving us Reacher as a surprisingly violent figure-skater; or the massive, baffled Alan Ritchson in Amazon’s TV adaptation, giving us Reacher as Scooby-Doo.)”

Rowan Davies's avatar

Working out what Ritchson reminded me of was a personal high point, although I also feel a bit mean. He seems like a nice guy.

Chris Norris's avatar

Deserved! But let’s not overlook the counterweight that gives that sentence such force: Cruise’s “figure skater”—one of two bizarre yet irrefutable renditions of Hollywood’s apparent action-hero binary—which then lands on the befuddled squint of the befuddled cartoon Great Dane. SO good.

Lou Tilsley's avatar

I also particularly enjoyed this sentence!

Simon Jeffreys's avatar

Great, except for calling Child "it" at one point. Love the characterisation of Tom Cruise in this role.